Prom Piranhas and Fried Monkey Brains!!!

Awww what a pretty girl!! And Meg looks good too! LOL

OK so alot has happened since my last batch of rambling. The big one as you can guess was prom!!! Yes my darling little piranha went with her main geek! They looked sooooo cute... we will get there in a bit...

So around the house has been the usual you know sleeping, video games, and and of course amuckness!

 Shhhh no waking sleeping piranhas!

 Me OK not me but my character... I'm a sexy beef!!!

Just call me Heidi!!! Yodel le he whoooooooooooOoo!!!!!!

See what happens when we are left to our own devices... Like going to zoo.... We had fun... We saw animals!!! We got to commune with nature because really they don't let me do that any other way!!!
Plus I don't know what is more fun the animals or the people!!

 Ahhhh look a family reunion!

 Megan why are you holding Sean's snake!!!!!!!

 Who needs all this planking or parkor.... I have invented the flamingo!

 Yes I had to feed the animals!!

And this is what happens when you keep a nerd in the sunlight too long!!!

We had a blast. But then is was home to sleep!! and Aloe! hmmm white girl meets sun... bad combo! Owwwwwwwweeee!

So your probably wondering what do I mean by fried monkey brains beside this post????

Well, I learned that my laptop is not thirsty and it does do so well when you give it tea!

*insert DOH! here*

Yeah... I cried.. and when I did it I did it good... AND guess who does have your a clutz insurance!!!! Yeppp the monkey on the keyboard!!! DUH!!!!!!

So off to Dell I go... and order my new laptop!! and let me tell you it was murder... I thought I was going to have to hurt someone if I didn't have my computer back!!!!I have things to do... Like game, read celebartiy news, watch you tube!!!! FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!

Geesh what do you think I should do go outside?!?!?!?!!?

*See above mentioned white girl plus sun!*

So Back to my Prom piranha. Ahhh you got to love getting ready.. The hair the makeup and of course the dress.....Welcome to Sockmonkey beauty salon and cafeteria!!!

 Aunt Laurie proving me wrong that her hair wouldn't curl!

 And that is how Meg feels.

 But Dang she looks good!!!!

Thank you Auntie!!!!


They had a blast. It was a masquerade too they made masks. It was awesome! My baby!!!!!

Its all good though, she is doing really well in her home program and will actually go on summer break after Tuesday!!!

Funny how she will finish school for a bit and I will start school!
I don't know what I was think but I decided  that I dont know what I want to be when I grow up so I decided I wanted to play with hair and makeup!!1

Yep Yep I'm going to Cosmotology school!!! Yepp over the next year I will be playing with hair!!!

WOOOHHHOOOOO!

Maybe I can get a job that appreciates something with a personality.
And not tell me to tone it down!

I can even have crazy hair!! I love it!!!!

Look I have two clients that can complain already!!! and then just  shove them in their case when I'm done!!!!

And of course I have Megan too!!!!!

Ohhhh this will be fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look out world cause here I come again!!!!!!!!!!

Uber Epic

A couple of weirdos if you ask me!!!

Ok Uber Epic... That is the word for the day!

Why??? Why the heck not!!!

It is simply, I am finding that I am a big geek! Not only that I'm raising a geek!! See other than the fact Meg and I are becoming mall rats, we are gamer girls!!

Now this is becoming more and more obvious as the days go on!!

We play WOW. AKA World of Warcraft.

Now in this game you get to be all sort of different creatures. I'm a hunter moo cow!! Which is probably why everything thing wants to eat me... Can we say hamburger on the hoof!!!! Meg plays a pointy eared warlock with the ability to shoot fire out of her hips!!!!

Talk about Hot Hips Hoolahan!!!

The boys better keep hands off!!!

Oh did I mention trolls!!!!

This is a female troll Kinda Hot!

This is the troll Megan found in J.C Penny!! Not so hot!!!!

Frankly I don't see the resemblance!!!

Any who!!!

Back to the mall! Meg has decided that the mall is good exercise for me to get my strength back after being so terribly sick!

So we walk... and I whine! and walk and whine and discuss the fashion or lack of!! Oh yeah and the creepers (shudders), and the people who feel the need that I need some super cool thing... Touch me and I throw poo!!!!!! So how do you get a sock monkey to walk the mall?!?!?!!? You Bribe them with one of the major food groups!!!

No not veggies, not milk, not even chocolate!

(goes to kitchen to get bunny)

Nope! PRETZELS!!!!!!!!! Is it sad we have a frequent pretzel card????? I think not!

ROFLMAO!!

 I knew she was twisted!!! lol

Hmmmmm now I'm fed and you want me to walk!!!! Well I'm not walking unless I'm Dressed in the appropriate mall attire!! I mean really I don't want to end up on some web site like People of Walmarrt errr I mean the mall!!! Geesh !! Although there is an idea!! Hmmmmm off to research!!!

Here let us slip into something comfy!!!

 Ok where is that red carpet!!!!!

Meg how was your tea with the queen!!

 What?!?!?! This is my mall dress!!!!

 Toddlers and Tiaras look out here comes Megan!! She could pass as a little kid you think?!?!?!!?

I'm too sexy!!! Just not sure what!!!!!

Ummmm Ok so maybe not!!! But hey if they didn't want us to try them on they wouldn't let us in the store!! Although I think they might  put us on wanted posters!!!

And back to walking!!! Apparently like mother like daughter sometimes you just have to adopt a big dumb animal!! Men included... I mean......errrrrrr ummmmm.... Look SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean PUPPY!!!

They always let us play with puppies.... Momma can I keep him!!!!!

Yes they let us play with puppies... considering we have too this is a great way to give lots of love and give them back!! and No poop either!

Did I mention she is a gamer girl!!! When we are not doing homework and house work of course!!Yeah look what she adopted...

That is one HUGE Yoshi!!!!

I don't think we will grow out of puffies!!! Love stuffed animals.

I know you would think I'm too old. But noooooo...

I am realizing that Meg and I have an interesting relationship. Yes I am mom but we are buddies. We are incredibly close and sometimes I have to wonder who the adult in this relationship is!!!

No mom I can not run that quest with you! I have to do my homework!

*Pouts*

Ok fine!

Hmmmm wonder what other kind of amuck we can get into!!! After school work of course!!!!!!!

I say we are defiantly UBER EPIC!!!!!



The Turtles Times!

Look Meg Turtles!

Huh Turtles?!?!?!? Ok Lisa you have  lost it!!!!

Just follow you will get it and roll laughting like I did!!!

Have you ever heard a song on the radio you really like and then you find out that the lyrics you know are wrong!! I'm shocked!!!! (Insert shocked look here LOL)

My kiddo keeps me in stitches just like I do for my mom.

We were going to the mall and listening to the radio. Katy Perry's "The one that got away." Came on. Now here is the actual line! "And on my 18th birthday we got that chain tattoos!"

Now, my darling kiddo did not hear tattoos.... Nope she looks at me and states that for an 18th birthday present why would you get a turtle?!?!?!!?

ROFLMAO! I bout fell out of the car. Hmmmm, and I have the hearing problem!!!

Gods I love her.

Good thing I do!! Cause we have moved into the world of independent study!! Nooooo we did not donate ourselves to science!! (Although growing up my bone doctor loved to show me off cause I was rare!! You all should be thankful for that!!!!)

No Megan is in a great program call New Directions. Now this isn't home school, this is a program that let's the kids do all their work at home and still test once a week with a teacher at school. They still get all their credits. This is awesome due to the fact with my recent incarceration in the hospital for my Crohn's and other teenage issues her grades have slipped.

School is hard enough without me getting sick.

Oh pain meds kicked in!!

Oh dear the hospital Chronicles. So quick back story, in 2008 I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease and for the most part had been in remission until my divorce. So since about 2010 I unfortunately able to get my meds and not go to the dr. I know I know! I should know better but!!!!

So any who, double over in pain and thought I was dying off to the E.R. we went. I was locked down for 8 days. Five of those days I was bed bound. Ugh!!!! For a few days I had what was called a trapeze bar above me. This is used to help you sit up and what not. I really didn't need it. So I was teasing my nurse that I thought I would try my new trapeze act and would try to be good. Well 5 mins later they took my toy!!! Pout! I never get to have fun.......

Ohhhhh Someone loves me!!!!!

Yepp! I'm loved!! Rorry kept me sane with shampoo, jammies and flowers!!! But the best was my sockmonkey slippers to go home in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my Rorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am thrilled to be home and I get to spend time with my favorite girl. Hmmm wander what trouble we could get into!!! Hehehehe.

I mean err... ummm... K

Well I'm off to feed my inner geek with my World of Warcraft. Aww the life of a Geek monkey!!

Next episode: Squeaks, Beagles, and Huskadorks!!  I live in a Zoo!!!