Sunday, April 22, 2012

Uber Epic

A couple of weirdos if you ask me!!!


Ok Uber Epic... That is the word for the day!
Why??? Why the heck not!!!
It is simply, I am finding that I am a big geek! Not only that I'm raising a geek!! See other than the fact Meg and I are becoming mall rats, we are gamer girls!!
Now this is becoming more and more obvious as the days go on!!

We play WOW. AKA World of Warcraft.
Now in this game you get to be all sort of different creatures. I'm a hunter moo cow!! Which is probably why everything thing wants to eat me... Can we say hamburger on the hoof!!!! Meg plays a pointy eared warlock with the ability to shoot fire out of her hips!!!!

Talk about Hot Hips Hoolahan!!!
The boys better keep hands off!!!
Oh did I mention trolls!!!!

This is a female troll Kinda Hot!


This is the troll Megan found in J.C Penny!! Not so hot!!!!

Frankly I don't see the resemblance!!!

Any who!!!

Back to the mall! Meg has decided that the mall is good exercise for me to get my strength back after being so terribly sick!

So we walk... and I whine! and walk and whine and discuss the fashion or lack of!! Oh yeah and the creepers (shudders), and the people who feel the need that I need some super cool thing... Touch me and I throw poo!!!!!! So how do you get a sock monkey to walk the mall?!?!?!!? You Bribe them with one of the major food groups!!!

No not veggies, not milk, not even chocolate!
(goes to kitchen to get bunny)

Nope! PRETZELS!!!!!!!!! Is it sad we have a frequent pretzel card????? I think not!

ROFLMAO!!

 I knew she was twisted!!! lol

Hmmmmm now I'm fed and you want me to walk!!!! Well I'm not walking unless I'm Dressed in the appropriate mall attire!! I mean really I don't want to end up on some web site like People of Walmarrt errr I mean the mall!!! Geesh !! Although there is an idea!! Hmmmmm off to research!!!


Here let us slip into something comfy!!!

 Ok where is that red carpet!!!!!

Meg how was your tea with the queen!!


 What?!?!?! This is my mall dress!!!!

 Toddlers and Tiaras look out here comes Megan!! She could pass as a little kid you think?!?!?!!?

I'm too sexy!!! Just not sure what!!!!!

Ummmm Ok so maybe not!!! But hey if they didn't want us to try them on they wouldn't let us in the store!! Although I think they might  put us on wanted posters!!!
And back to walking!!! Apparently like mother like daughter sometimes you just have to adopt a big dumb animal!! Men included... I mean......errrrrrr ummmmm.... Look SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean PUPPY!!!


They always let us play with puppies.... Momma can I keep him!!!!!

Yes they let us play with puppies... considering we have too this is a great way to give lots of love and give them back!! and No poop either!




Did I mention she is a gamer girl!!! When we are not doing homework and house work of course!!Yeah look what she adopted...

That is one HUGE Yoshi!!!!

I don't think we will grow out of puffies!!! Love stuffed animals.
I know you would think I'm too old. But noooooo...

I am realizing that Meg and I have an interesting relationship. Yes I am mom but we are buddies. We are incredibly close and sometimes I have to wonder who the adult in this relationship is!!!


No mom I can not run that quest with you! I have to do my homework!

*Pouts*

Ok fine!

Hmmmm wonder what other kind of amuck we can get into!!! After school work of course!!!!!!!



I say we are defiantly UBER EPIC!!!!!





1 comment:

  1. Wow. Did you eat a lot of sugar before this post? LOL!

    Your second dress is my favorite!!!

    I love big pretzels like that! I wish there was a drive-through pretzel place. Or maybe not.

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